The Old Wise Man gets tired of the women of his time, so he builds a Time Machine so he can hit on women in the future.

Think I'm joking? This is actualy a legit description.

Goemon and Ebismaru were just miding their own business when some weaboo from the west too his love of Japan too far! Now Goemon, Ebismaru, and Sasuke must travel to OEdo to get the Castle back again, but first, Ebismaru needs to stop off at the Japanese food Castle. They didn't have food trucks back then you see.

Beat townspeople with pipes, sticks and noise makers. Bust Ghosts, robot ninjas, and fight LanternMan the rejected Megaman Boss. Play a lottery that you can't possibly lose. And of course something about saving a princess.

Space. Many life forms exist there. Apparently an entire race of Computer Hackers that get in fights with Robots too. Join our red haired hero as he builds robots, sends them out like Pokemon, goes back in time, fights ghosts, Albert Einstein, and more!

The Princess has been kidnapped by Ganon, and the Triforce of Wisdom has been split up into eight fragments.

Are you a bad enough dude to destroy Ganon and save Princess Zelda?

Point your finger and shout objection, have a reunion with Nick Rekieta Miles Edgeworth, and unlike the justice system in the real world, get people their verdicts in a timely manner!